drpepperphd:

flamboyantlumberjack:

what

you are the revolver dirt boner, be happy

themillerfunk:

Leavin the bar liiiiiike 

(Source: itellyawut)

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flacaricas-husband:

captioned-vines:

zwamboobs:

The average white person who says nigga.

Person with glasses: “ Is this a joke?”

Person with black hoodie: “ I look like a comedian to you? Answer the question.”

Glasses: “ You look like the kind of dude who wants people to think he’s hood. But no. See the hundred dollar haircut, the Hybrid keys. I say you grew up in a ‘white pride wonderland.’ Your dad’s probably a dentist, your mom mostly Botox, and they both bang the pool boy. Oh, and you like rap, but you’re scared of black people. Even Will Smith!”

Person in background: “ Damn!”

GOT EEM!

(Source: dailyscranton)

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: 420moshdad)